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  5. weaponizedwit:


Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

    weaponizedwit:

    Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

    (via whynotjanice)

    57 minutes ago  /  19,911 notes  /  Source: weaponizedwit

  6. 
“But if you stay angry all the time, and you prey on that one emotion, and you keep flexing it like a muscle, and that’s the only muscle, you have to wonder what would happen. So, I don’t know if I’m making any sense…”

    But if you stay angry all the time, and you prey on that one emotion, and you keep flexing it like a muscle, and that’s the only muscle, you have to wonder what would happen. So, I don’t know if I’m making any sense…

    (via dearwatsons)

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  7. captainamuricasass:

    I wanna be

    where the people are

    image

    (via zelda--link)

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  9. student: hey government can I have some money to go to university

    uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man

    scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you

    swedish government: totally here's a weekly stipend so you can focus solely on your studies no need to repay we got your back free

    us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

    16 hours ago  /  511,170 notes  /  Source: smilingformoney

  10. I was told
    The average girl begins to plan her wedding at the age of 7
    She picks the colors and the cake first
    By the age of 10 
    She knows time,
    And location
    By 17
    She’s already chosen a gown
    2 bridesmaids
    And a maid of honor
    By 23 
    She’s waiting for a man
    Who wont break out in hives when he hears the word “commitment”
    Someone who doesn’t smell like a Band-Aid drenched in lonely
    Someone who isn’t a temporary solution to the empty side of the bed
    Someone
    Who’ll hold her hand like it’s the only one they’ve ever seen
    To be honest
    I don’t know what kind of tux I’ll be wearing
    I have no clue what want my wedding will look like
    But I imagine
    The women who pins my last to hers
    Will butterfly down the aisle
    Like a 5 foot promise
    I imagine
    Her smile
    Will be so large that you’ll see it on google maps
    And know exactly where our wedding is being held
    The woman that I plan to marry
    Will have champagne in her walk
    And I will get drunk on her footsteps
    When the pastor asks
    If I take this woman to be my wife
    I will say yes before he finishes the sentence
    I’ll apologize later for being impolite
    But I will also explain him
    That our first kiss happened 6 years ago
    And I’ve been practicing my “Yes”
    For past 2, 165 days
    When people ask me about my wedding
    I never really know what to say
    But when they ask me about my future wife
    I always tell them
    Her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long
    I say
    She thinks too much
    Misses her father
    Loves to laugh
    And she’s terrible at lying
    Because her face never figured out how to do it correctly
    I tell them
    If my alarm clock sounded like her voice
    My snooze button would collect dust
    I tell them
    If she came in a bottle
    I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys
    If she was a book
    I would memorize her table of contents
    I would read her cover-to-cover
    Hoping to find typos
    Just so we can both have a few things to work on
    Because aren’t we all unfinished?
    Don’t we all need a little editing?
    Aren’t we all waiting to be proofread by someone?
    Aren’t we all praying they will tell us that we make sense
    She don’t always make sense
    But her imperfections are the things I love about her the most
    I don’t know when I will be married
    I don’t know where I will be married
    But I do know this
    Whenever I’m asked about my future wife
    I always say
    …She’s a lot like you
    – Rudy Francisco (via iandloveandyoou)

    (via thedeathofablog)

    16 hours ago  /  215,912 notes

  11. pleasegodletmelive:

    owynsama:

    apharthurkirklands:

    apharthurkirklands:

    au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

    ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

    THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

    No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

    (via zelda--link)

    16 hours ago  /  285,900 notes  /  Source: denmarkswag

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  15. pain-of-perfection:

tigg00bitties:

dynastylnoire:

tuejjlaz:

intoxicated-ambivalence:

downfalls:

Holy shit

holy shit

Holy shit.

tears

Relevant.


Holy shit

    pain-of-perfection:

    tigg00bitties:

    dynastylnoire:

    tuejjlaz:

    intoxicated-ambivalence:

    downfalls:

    Holy shit

    holy shit

    Holy shit.

    tears

    Relevant.

    Holy shit

    (via zelda--link)

    17 hours ago  /  261,109 notes  /  Source: wordsbyms